Childhood memories


Once when I was around 10 or 11, my mom took me to my annual eye exam.  It was during this particular visit that it was first explained to me that my eyes have an unusual prescription.  One eye tested perfectly normal (actually found to be better than 20/20 recently…

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Tales of being a moron

Tales of Being a Moron, Vol. 1

I decided to start this website for two main reasons:  One, people kept saying, “You should write a blog!” which is what originally incepted the idea into my mind.  However, the second and more important reason was that I thought it would be nice to have a full anthology of…

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Work stories

Cubicle Life & Performance Review Tips

I’ve been working at the same company for over a dozen years now.  Recently, my work relocated from an old building to a nicer, newer one.  Most things about the move were great.  We’re in a better area, scenic views, newer décor, and even my commute is better.  However, there…

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Stories about my spawn

Toilet Paper

Once upon a few months ago, I began to grow frustrated at how quickly my family was using up toilet paper.  Now as any good peasant knows, toilet paper is not only quite expensive, but also ridiculously annoying to carry through a grocery store.  Think about that annoying sensation as…

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